
I heard this post’s title in a line from a song by R.E.M. recently and it really hit home. I admit that I tend to be rather easily star-struck, especially when it came to my favorite musicians, authors, and apologists. I am pleased to say that I have met many of my heroes: bands like Saviour Machine, the Violet Burning, even Whitecross (hey, it was the 80’s give me a break!). But even more impressive is the list of apologetic luminaries I have rubbed shoulders with in the last few years:
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Yeah, I pretty much know them all (and a few even know me!). What is interesting to me that it turns out that these are mostly just regular people once you get to know them. I think everyone knows that at some level, but sometimes it is hard to avoid celebrity awe. Beyond my own star-stricken issues, however, is something more serious. It seems to me that once someone gets their name in a brochure, on a poster, or (hold tight!) on the cover of a book, they automatically attain a kind of mythic status. I distinctly remember the first time it happened to me: It was my first time speaking at a large conference (name and picture on the brochure and everything!), and as I was walking through the building one of the attendees saw me. He approached with with wide-eyed wonder and said, “you’re one of the speakers!” I think I just blinked. I guess he thought that since I was listed alongside some big names I must be worthy of note. It’s closer to the truth to say I just knew some of the right people. But the experience made me realize that I probably thought the same way concerning others who I assumed were great because they were on a pamphlet.
The truth is that while many of these people have earned their lofty reputations, others aren’t nearly as impressive as they are made out to be. Some get inordinately popular by simply re-stating what real scholars have been saying for years. The truly praiseworthy ones have sufficient training in their areas, have original thoughts on their subjects, write carefully, and produce genuinely impressive works that contribute to scholarship. Unfortunately their materials often do not see the light of day because they “put the cookies on the top shelf” (i.e., they are written above the 6th grade level), and lack the funny stories, endless anecdotes, and pretty pictures necessary to sell well in today’s dumbed-down environment. Books that don’t sell well do not get re-published. Books that do not get re-published become very expensive and difficult to find. So they do not get read, and the authors don’t make money or get offered speaking engagements. And authors that don’t sell a lot of books or speak often don’t get published again. So guess who does? The guys who reformat them.
These popularizers get published because of new packaging ideas, not original thinking. Then they sell a million books and get on the speaking circuit so their adoring fans can can actually be in their presence. I’ve heard some of these guys at conferences do nothing but tell stories and prattle on about unrelated subjects, yet get standing ovations at the end. I’m sitting there thinking of many professors and even many students who could have done a much better job (with content, if not cheer-leading). It is frustrating to see truly original, high-level thinkers being ignored because they have not written dozens of pop-level books while their popularizers are made into celebrities. For example, I was in a church once that had just had Lee Strobel speak there the previous week. The Sunday School teacher was discussing some point of translation or theology concerning an ethical question, and said he sure would like to know what Lee thought about it. WHY? Now, it’s entirely possible that Lee Strobel knows Greek, ethical theory, or enough theology to be helpful - but I have never heard him give any reason to think so. what he has done is sell a lot of books where he interviews apologists. This generally goes unnoticed by the masses who do not know to check on such things; they simply assume that publication in any area qualifies someone to write on every subject under the sun with equal authority.
Further, some of the headliners I have met are just plain jerks. I don’t know what it is about celebrity status (if it is the cause or the effect), but many of those in the spotlight are, to put it mildly, socially deficient. Maybe it’s the constant adoration from people who don’t even know them. Maybe it’s pride. Maybe it’s the passes they often get get when they behave badly. Of course this problem is not limited to Christian celebs, but I guess I expect more from them.
I say all this because of my prior status as a star-eyed fan of anyone with their name on a book. I understand the gravitas that comes with publication, but there are simply too many ways to get it these days without warrant. When I was in seminary I took 2-3 courses per semester, worked 40 hours per week, ran a website ministry, and taught at churches and schools. Addi tonally, for two of those years I spent a considerable amount of time killing myself assisting someone with a book just so I would have my name mentioned on the “Thank You” page. Talk about desperation! After all that, guess how many people are impressed? Pretty much none (including myself!). It was a great experience, don’t get me wrong - but my purpose for doing the work was seriously flawed.
This and other experiences have taught me to be a lot more careful with who has hero-status in my eyes. My advice to you, regardless of your particular areas of interest, is to be careful who your heroes are (as well as why they are your heroes). Don’t be surprised if you discover that they are not really all that heroic. There truly is a lot of nonsense out there - and spotlights don’t change that.

10 responses so far ↓
Brian // January 11, 2008 at 11:52 pm
Doug, how dare you speak the truth when it comes to some Christian celebrities! How dare you remove the blinders from those who look up to such heroes! Didn’t you know, “ignorance is bliss!”
Doug Beaumont // January 12, 2008 at 12:02 am
I think I have known that for too long.
Mike // January 12, 2008 at 5:27 am
You should start the Doug Beaumont School for Christian Who Want to Learn to Speak Good and Learn to Do Other Things Good Too. After all, you have been on a brochure so you are qualified.
Francis Beckwith // January 12, 2008 at 10:12 am
As Bob Dylan once said, “Don’t follow leaders; watch the parking meters.”
FJB
Doug Beaumont // January 12, 2008 at 12:49 pm
Greetings Dr. Beckwith! Good to hear from one of the good ones again.
Ian // January 12, 2008 at 9:08 pm
Doug,
You are no longer my hero. Thanks!
Doug Beaumont // January 12, 2008 at 9:42 pm
Ian,
That’s self-defeating!!!
Brian // January 12, 2008 at 11:47 pm
Doug,
That’s self-defeating!!!
Brian // January 12, 2008 at 11:50 pm
Oops, I should have said….
Doug,
It’s self-defeating that that’s self-defeating!!!
Doug Beaumont // January 13, 2008 at 4:04 am
Infinite Regress!!!
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